He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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