You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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