what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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