And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
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if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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