i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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