Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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