I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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