Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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