Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Drunk is not a location!
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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