ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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