Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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