I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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