I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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