Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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