making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
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My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I will pee on everything he values.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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