I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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