at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
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Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
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Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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