Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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