She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
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That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
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Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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