i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
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I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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