I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
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I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
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