No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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