just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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