Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
no, he came in my armpit
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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