I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Never joke about your clitoris.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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