I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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