there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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