Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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