We won't sleep together?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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