Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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