dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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