Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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