She is in my trunk
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
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He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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