shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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