dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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