Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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