glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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