You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
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Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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