so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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