i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
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I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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