If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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