Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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