My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
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He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
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Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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