apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
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It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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