It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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