bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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