wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
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That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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