Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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