i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
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You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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