forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
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He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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