Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
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No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
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My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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