So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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