I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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