We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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