Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
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She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
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My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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