he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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