Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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