Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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