He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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