Dual....:-)
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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