I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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