More tranny stories later!
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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