The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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